How To Respond To Unwanted Flirting

There is a certain type of person who finds the words “sorry, I don’t care” to be extremely confusing. This person will continue to flirt in your general direction without noticing your disinterest, until you either 1) get up and leave or 2) spontaneously ignite. But because the second sounds painful, and because the first sounds like a failure, I’m here to tell you that there is a third option: quoting Shakespeare. Next time someone flirts with you with their unwanted flirting, try saying: 1. “O, stop talking, because I’ve heard too much.” Reading passage: how to respond to unwanted flirting 2. “Many of your conversations will infect my brain.” 3. “I despise you, hateful companion.” 4. “Praying you to stand further than me.” 5. “I think you’re an asshole.” 6. “Get out of the way, you scoundrel! filth, get out! “7. “You are a goddamn and luxurious mountain goat!” 8. “Get out of my sight! you infect my eyes.” 9. “What is this noise? Give me the long sword, cough!” Read more: how to get the 310 scout armor aura. “You, henchman, are too sloppy.” 11. “You are a boil, a sore caused by the plague.” 12. “Take you to a monastery, go.” 13. “You have art too basic to be acknowledged.” 14. “Far! you have hobbies. ”15. “Stay away, three inch fool!” 16. “Leave it, starving, goblin skins, ox tongue jerky, baked goods, fish!” 17. “I really wish we could be better strangers.” 18. “I get sick when I look at you.” 19. (draws sword) “Draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-Monger, draw!” Read more: How to Make Earring Posts by Hand20. “I wish you had a dog, so I could love you for something.” 21. “You Are Banbury Cheese!” 22. “You don’t deserve another word, I’ll call you knave.” 23. “Why, silly gentleman!” 24. “Imagine that you are a generic offense.” 25. “You are as deceitful as hell.” 26. “O beast! I will love you and your baked goods so much that you will think the devil comes from hell. “27. “Why appear to you with this ludicrous audacity in front of my lady?” 28. “Do you think I’m more susceptible to playing with pipes?” 29. “What stupid master taught you these manners, John?” 30. “You are a base, proud, shallow, beggar, three fu, hundred pounds, filthy filth; a lust, action, whore, glass staring, super service, evil con man… a guy who can be a slut in good service, and art for nothing other than the composition of a vagabond, beggar, coward, raccoon, and son and heir of a mungril bitch. “Read more: How to stop burning monistat