How To Be Single Movie Quotes

Cast: Dakota Johnson, Rebel Wilson, Alison Brie, Leslie Mann, Damon Wayans, Jr., Anders Holm, Nicholas Braun, Jake Lacy, Jason MantzoukasOUR RATING: Read: how to be quoted a movieStory:Romantic comedy directed by Christian Ditter explores love and relationships in New York City. New York City is full of lonely hearts looking for the right partner, be it a love relationship, a relationship, or something in between. And somewhere between teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarried people have in common is the need to learn to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around the city that never sleeps has never been so enjoyable. When Alice (Dakota Johnson) suffers a bad breakup, her tough party friend, Robin (Rebel Wilson), takes her in and shows her how to take advantage of her new situation.The best quotesRobin: [to Alice] I know breaking up is bad, but you know what’s even worse? Wasted a night in New York City.Robin: Let me teach you how to be single. Okay, lesson one. Go get us drinks.Alice: Okay.Robin: [as Alice takes out her wallet] No! It’s a trick. You don’t buy drinks. Boys buy drinks. It’s like a sex currency they use, so they’re not really paying you to hook up. So go get us a drink.Alice: Okay.Robin: [as she takes Alice’s wallet] Not with this wallet.Alice: Okay.Robin: With a sausage wallet.Alice: Hey what happened? [the group of men just stare at her]Alice: I don’t know why I just said “all”. “All of you” will take just as long. And I’m not even from the South, I’m from Portland. It’s south from Canada. Are you all Canadian? I just did it again, I said it again. [the group of men just continue to stare at her]Alice: Oh my God. Yeah, goodbye.Robin: You need to get out!Big boy: You are in my apartment!Robin: This is not my apartment. Sorry. You were great last night.Big boy: It’s me?Robin: I can not remember.Alice: [after meeting at a networking event] Would you like one of my business cards? Or maybe four hundred of them so you can tile your bathroom?David: What’s on them?Alice: My social security number, my mother’s maiden name, my ATM pin. That’s what happens with these, right?David: The essentials, of course. What do you do?Alice: I am an attorney at Brown, Light and Fincklestein.David: Is that number 144, Wall Street?Alice: YES.David: Yes, I have the building right next door.Alice: Do you have buildings, like in a fantasy construction tournament?David: No, I don’t have a building. I own it.Alice: OH.David: No… Wait a minute. It doesn’t sound good. I’m a developer, so it’s not just me. It’s like a group of people.Alice: It’s like a real job, man.David: I know, that’s the worst.[Alice laughs, just then David’s phone rings]David: Oh I am sorry. That’s my daughter.Alice: Oh, yes. Not completely. Me too. I mean, I’m a girl.Tom: [to Alice] You are a beautiful girl. This is New York City, there’s about a billion people outside that door. Read more: How to delete junk files on Android? Another file cleanerTom: I am Tom. And…Lucy: Greet.Tom: If you’re using my free Wi-Fi, you can at least help me out and not have to write like “I want to wake up with my best friend.” Unless you want my d**k to fall out. And then maybe we can become best friends, and that’s great.Lucy: Look, I’ve spent the last half year creating an algorithm that trolls dating apps for the best candidates and downloads them to an Excel spreadsheet. So I know what I’m looking for.Tom: Yes, that’s not strange at all. What are you actually doing online? I mean, you’re a beautiful girl. This is New York City, there’s about a billion people outside that door.Lucy: Yes, but how many are eligible?Lucy: Okay, there are eight million people in this city. Sounds like a lot, doesn’t it?Tom: It has.Lucy: But, half of them are women, and as I tried in college, I’m not that way.Tom: How did you try?Lucy: Let it go.Tom: Okay.Lucy: So, four million people. And then you have to have some age limit. Let’s say more than twenty.Tom: Must keep it legal.Lucy: Under forty.Tom: Keep it sexy.Lucy: Now it’s a million.Tom: That’s right, we’re talking about a million boys.Lucy: But half of them are married, ten percent are gay. I want someone with a college education. Not too ugly, so.Tom: [referring to the one peanut left on the counter] Have your boyfriend.Lucy: I wish.Lucy: He must be taller than me. And he must want to have children. So yes. I went to ten different dating sites to increase my odds. So what will you say?Tom: You let me treat this bar like my living room, and I won’t call the police every night to complain about the noise.Lucy: Okay. Very cute.[referring to the pile of peanuts on the counter]Tom: These are the women?Lucy: Huh!Tom: Thank.[he gathers up the peanuts and pops them into his mouth]Robin: In every male and female friendship there is a total number of drinks and if you hit it that means you will definitely have sex. So how many glasses will you waste?Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I topqa.infon: Okay, and Tom is eight years old. So you can’t hit eleven glasses between two people. Not one for you, ten for him. Not six for him, five for you.Alice: If I drink more than five glasses, I will talk to you.Robin: My drink number is 27. Alice: What?Robin: I won’t even touch myself when I’m less than twenty-four.Meg: Because now you can focus on your career.Alice: What? No! I put myself out into the world and it completely rejected me.[opens up a champagne bottle]Robin: Rub! Okay, you haven’t been single for that long.Meg: YES.Robin: You have to go around the board, pass, collect two hundred s**ts.Meg: Why don’t you go to one of the Alumni events.Alice: An alumni event?Meg: You go and connect with people, and if you really love what you do, it gets easier.Alice: No! I don’t want to be like you, Meg. I don’t want work to be my whole life.[Meg looks visibly upset]Robin: Oh, okay. Time is up, sisters. They both have their pros and cons, okay?[pointing to Alice]Robin: Advantages. Young. Beautiful.[point to Meg]Robin: Advantages. Also beautiful for your age. Wealth, doctor, access to medicine.[pointing to Alice]Robin: Weakness. No access to drugs.[pointing to Meg]Robin: Weakness. You are really stingy with the pills.Meg: Right.Robin: Advantages. Love me unconditionally, give me spare keys to the apartment, there is a very nice underwear drawer, very neat and tidy.Meg: Do you have the key to my apartment?Robin: Weakness. Asking too many personal questions.Alice: [at Alice’s evening work event] The new guy tested you.Meg: Which?Alice: He is…[she subtly moves her head towards his direction]Alice: Do you understand?Meg: No.Alice: OK. He’s like right over there.Meg: [sees the younger guy at the bar] No no.Alice: Why?Meg: Because he’s too young. All young men want to do is have sex all day. All I needed was 10 short minutes and then a long nap. Anyway, how old is that look? Alice: Like twenty f… seven.Meg: The only reason a guy like that would talk to me was to get a prescription for medical marijuana. So, no.Alice: [as Ken, the younger guy, walks over to them] Wait, I thought he’d be here. Yeah, no, he’s totally gone… No, wait, he’s probably going to eat. Don’t look over there. No, he’s coming.[he stops right by them]Alice: He is here.Ken: I’m Ken.Meg: Is this one of those fetish where you are… [Ken looks confused]Meg: Like a foot cult? Am I a leg?Ken: Do you want to be the foot?Robin: No drama.Alice: Let there be no drama. Read more: How to get fennec in rocket allianceAlice: We have to get to work in 30 minutes.Robin: I can do this in twenty.Robin: If Tom texts, you wait four hours for a reply. And if you use an emoji, I’ll punch you.Tom: Marriage! Stop spontaneous sex, travel and buy whatever you want without asking permission. Right?Alice: [as Robin tries to look up Alice’s towel] What are you doing? Stop.Robin: What is that?Alice: Stop.[Robin suddenly throws water at Alice]Alice: Oh my God. I think that will boil over. It is really cold.Robin: You have LTRP.Alice: Oh my God. I do?Robin: YES.Alice: Tom gave it to me. Sure. Wait. What is LTRP?Robin: Long term relationship P ** sy. You really need to take care of that. What do you mean? I barely have any hair. It’s like you dropped your hairbrush and your v***na caught it. I could make dreadlocks out of that bush and form a reggae band. Looks like a bowl of petrified french fries. Like Gandalf was staring at me. [does Gandalf’s voice]Robin: “No p** will pass!”Alice: I don’t know why I keep telling myself not to do the things I really want to do.Alice: [voice over] I thought that the time we had to be single, was really the time we had to do well to be alone. But how well do we really want to be alone? There’s no danger that you’ll be so good at being single, so prepare your way that you’ll miss out on your chance to be with someone great?Alice: Some people take small steps to settle down. Some people refuse to settle at all. Sometimes it’s not statistics. It’s just chemistry. And sometimes, just because it’s over, doesn’t mean love is over.Alice: The thing about being single is, you should cherish it. Because, for a week, or a lifetime, alone, you may only get one moment. A moment, when you are not bound in a relationship with anyone. Parents, a pet, a sibling, a friend. A moment, when you stand on your own. Really, really single. And then it disappeared.Summary:Read more: how to raise wild dogs sims 4