How To Speak Slang Like A Roadman, When You’re Actually From A Cul-de-sac

Brown has its benefits. But it also has its pain points. One thing that hurts is that at great music festivals in Fabric, people keep asking me if I’m a drug dealer. Is it brown skin? The bag that I like to wear? Arabs look? Or perhaps London’s use of street slang is particularly good? I’ve come to the conclusion that it should be the last thing – slang But these days, given Grime’s inroads into the ‘Waitrose middle masses’, it seems everyone wants to try slang like a goner Street. But very few people know this language well. Call it a slang training camp. Let’s start the lesson.baitIf you see something a lot of people are doing it’s ‘bait’. Seven years ago, you were bullied during a sports session for wearing an Ellesse or Gola t-shirt. Today, everyone is guilty – that is the bait.Big Man Ting (BMT)Sometimes people don’t take you seriously and the word serious may not make them take you seriously. In such moments, let’s say you’re on a ‘Big Man Ting’. People will step back in horror, thinking that this guy/girl has business intentions.BludThis word has a similar meaning to bruv. But it should be saved for moments of conflict, moments when you want to assert yourself. If that security guard is an asshole, stick out your chest and say ‘blude, why can’t I get in?’BrapThose moments where you’ve achieved something exciting and wonderful, maybe you’ve entered the transformation program you desperately wanted. Those are the moments to scream ‘brap’.BruvRead more: How to make women respect you This word is essential if you want to infiltrate the Grime gang. One can use it often throughout a sentence. It simply means brother, but it is said ‘bruv’. Speak slowly, but with a little aggression. It’s perfect for moments of conflict and group debate (so it can be very effective in a conference session).BukiWhen something is strange, suspicious or suspicious, it is buki. Your guy just got on the phone with a girl he likes. She told him he could go to Netflix and relax. However, in that same phone call, he heard boys and girls giggling in the background. It’s buki fam!EndzFinally, the places are decorated before they become witches. Slum!GaldemGirls who come to Ibiza say things like, ‘we’re going out with the girls’. The crazy Grime girls in Leeds call their female friends ‘prom’. The gala dinner was for teenage girls. Girls who use the word galdem are cool. You will now call your group of female friends ‘galdem’.GasThe feeling you get when you and your boys hit 5 A’s on GCSE results day or when Shy Fx drops an impressive tune, it’s a gut feeling. It basically means rejoice.SlotsWhen your son buys new trainers that are eye-catching, you should say it’s ‘interesting’. Back when 50 Cent was cool, people used the word cool. From now on, great!Law itThese two words are magic. If a dealer tries to catch you or get aggressive with you, utter those words and see the Expelliarmus-like effect they have.NightRead more: How to stop in roller skating This is the same as the galdem, but it starts with the letter m. You can see this happening. The boys who come to Ibiza call themselves ‘boys’. The boys who came to Grime went crazy, they were mandems. Mandem is the new ‘boy’. You will now consider all friends as part of your ‘mandem’.WarmThis word means wet and soft. It should be used in moments where a friend is shamefully soft. For example, a girlfriend dumped her boyfriend. The boyfriends cried and begged her not to leave him. #MoistBehaviourParThis word is passerby slang for insults. If you have been humiliated, you have been equal.PeakThis word is a sad word, its usage is to refer to embarrassing moments in which you or someone have been humiliated. Example: Theresa May tries to reassert her power during the recent Conservative Party conference. Out of nowhere, a man walked up to the stage and handed her a p45 sheet. That’s the climax, the very very climax. Of course, there are different peaks, and the p45 peak of May is classified by us as ‘Mount Everest’. For other little things, such as a girl rejecting your progress at a dance, a simple ‘top’ will do.PengSometimes you see beautiful girls. But the word beauty does not allow you to express how aesthetically pleasing you feel. This is when you say peng; The word peng herself really allows you to express the joy you feel at her beauty. She’s peng fam!SafeThis has two meanings. Firstly, it is a means of greeting someone. British people tend to say ‘hello’. Muslims say ‘Salum Wa Alaykum’. In the world of London pedestrian slang, we say ‘safe’. Second, the safe is a means of complimenting someone’s friendly personality. For example, you’ve run out of abilities in Grime rave. Some don’t offer to give you a reel. That’s what you call ‘safe’.Waste peopleThe meaning here is public. What a wasteful human being/idiot. A good example is Donald Trump. He’s a wasteful, factual man.