NASA is going all Men in Black and someone burglarized a Dollar Tree

Oh Boy. BDB today is too contradictory. You will see why in a minute.

For starters, here’s what NASA prepares

There’s some real-life Man in Black content going on at NASA right now. The agency is hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to protect us from aliens. But no, really, this is a to-do list. “Planetary Protection Officers (PPOs) are responsible for leading NASA’s planetary protection capabilities, maintaining planetary protection policies, and overseeing the performance of NASA’s spaceflight missions.” description It’s a three-year gig, with the option to renew it for another two years (I’m guessing if you survive), and it pays between $124,406 and $187,000 per year. Not too shabby. Requirements for the job? Well, one of the first things listed is drug testing, so don’t worry. It is also necessary to travel often. #toinfinityandbeyond? Buzz Lightyear GIF – Find and Share on GIPHYS Some requirements also include but are not limited to: * Experience “diplomacy leads to win-win solutions” So negotiating with aliens? Do we come in peace? * Build alliances between organizations to achieve common goals. In case we go to war with aliens?! Okay, so the Internet definitely had a golden age with this. I mean, did you expect anything less? This is a legit job with a legitimate purpose other than inspiration for the next Star Wars. All jokes aside, the work is going to make sure that the samples we bring back from other planets or asteroids or whatever don’t have harmful bacteria that will wipe out humanity or something. . I mean, think of a time when colonists came to America and infected Native Americans. If you keep reading the job description you will find you need to be a senior engineer with a lot of experience doing really complex jobs that I can’t even understand enough to tell. you know about this. Let’s just hope they’re smart will be Will Smith.Than:NASA is hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to protect Earth from alien harm

Talk about smart people

So this is where this BDB comes into play, because, well, this next story is why the aliens aren’t talking to us. Most Valuable.Burglar broke into the Dollar Tree store on North Wickham Road in Melbourne. Armed with a crowbar and electric saw, they broke into the store, disabled the security cameras, and then used the saw to enter the safe. This is like Oceans 11. We don’t have Brevard’s Bellagio, so they picked the next best I guess. Dollar tree? Thieves stole $4,000. I mean, that’s basically the value of the entire store, right? They also caused $12,000 in damage. Find the mess. For now, the store is closed for an unknown length of time. No one has responded to us about that, so stay tuned. This is why aliens won’t talk to us. A dollar tree. Really? Well, they got $4,000 and they still haven’t been caught, so there’s that.Than:Police investigate theft of Melbourne dollar tree | Video

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